![]() We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. ![]() ![]() Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. It's not as elegant as a single-unit emoji, but alas, even the emoji gods are fallible.Not funny I didn't laugh. In the case of Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams, and their new baby: □□ + □□ + □□ seems to work all right. For now, though, interracial couples will be stuck explaining themselves in their separate components. By that time, some platforms may have created their own versions of couples or families with multiple skin tones. It will be months from now before Unicode votes on Tinder's emoji proposal, and longer still until that proposal, if approved, would be implemented on platforms. But starting with 21 new combinations is a lot more realistic than 52,000. Eventually, the group hopes to extend that framework to more emoji and more skin tones. Right now, it suggests adding three skin tones (light, medium, and dark) for the two version of couples with the heart. Tinder and its collaborators have already drafted their proposal, which smartly starts a lot smaller than Microsoft's efforts to introduce interracial options. But unlike implementing, say, a woman wearing a hijab, creating an icon for the span of interracial relationships isn't just one new emoji. It follows in a long history of people wanting to look on the emoji keyboard and see themselves, and as Tinder found in a recent global survey, most people don't see interracial relationships well-represented in today's tech language. Under that criteria, it’s easy to see how the image of interracial couples would get traction. Successful proposals make the case for an icon that isn't overly specific, offers a new way to describe something, and has a demonstrated use case. ![]() "Now is the time to change that."Įmoji proposals have to demonstrate what the emoji would look like and describe how it could be used. "While emojis for many races have been available since 2015, there are none available for couples," says Rosette Pambakian, Tinder's head of brand. The company is announcing a petition, along with an official emoji proposal, asking Unicode for the option to give customizable skin tone options to the emoji of the couple with the heart. Today, Tinder is throwing its weight behind a campaign to change that. Like the fact that to this day, all of the emoji couples are yellow. Over time, Unicode responded to those requests, adding versions of same-sex couples, single-parent families, old people, young people, gender-neutral people, people of color, even the long-awaited redhead. People complained that emoji people were too whitewashed and too heteronormative. But not good enough.įor as long as the emoji world has existed, there have been people to observe what was left out of it. The emoji gods saw all that they had made, and it was very good. ![]() The emoji gods filled their world with fish and birds and all kinds of living creatures, with hamburgers and soccer balls and cameras, with hundreds of objects and people to use them. The emoji gods said, "Let there be light," and so □ and ☀️ and □ appeared. Let's call those gods the Unicode Consortium, the organization that governs emoji and other textual characters across platforms, and let's call earth the emoji keyboard. In the beginning, the emoji gods created the heavens and the earth. ![]()
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